I was strolling through the human world one day
Washing in the green and red of the garden of the park
It was so much better then the Shinigami Realm gray
I suddenly stopped when I heard a girlish bark
Zipping with my speed I quickly when to the source
To much surprise there was a girl being bullied
They, those little pests, were using force

I watched with curiosity as to what the girl did to those boys
The girl was pushed to the ground and sobbed
One of them screamed “Stop crying and fork over the toys!”
My Lord, that little girl was being robbed
How humans can be so mean and cruel
I wanted to save the poor girl but I couldn’t be seen or heard
So, in my last efforts I took out my Note, my tool
I swung it hard, I swung it fast, I swung it at the boy’s head until his vision blurred

It wasn’t the easily method but I got him to see me
If I was one of those normal Shinigamis and had a scary face
He would have wet his pants with pee
But it seem to help because before long he went into a chase
His weaker friends followed after him, like little sheep
I was left alone with the still crying lass
I wanted to wait until she would stop to weep
But nothing seem to notice as she sat on the grass

I let out a sigh, wanting to be thanked for saving her behind
My patience wore thin and I was ready to leave
I knew she couldn’t see me but it didn’t mean she was blind
Some force saved her some bruises with just flick of my long sleeve
And now my patience was gone and that’s all the needs to be said
Pulling out my Note again I wrote
In less then forty seconds the poor girl was laying down dead
The human world was enough for me, so I gather my belongings and became to float

Nobody thinks much of heroes nowadays. Humans are so stupid and ugly.